It’s just a stupid state highway in Colorado numbered 88 from 1979 to 2004 that got gamified by some MTV and boomer cyclists in the day.
Jimmy Carter: I behold present the beautiful Lucy Kovack avenue!!!!
Ronald Reagan: ok boomer.
George HW Bush: yeah boomer.
Bill Clinton: let’s make Lucy Kovack Avenue share the road!
George W Bush: what the fuck is Lucy Kovack avenue?
Barack Obama: just some stupid highway
Donald Trump: yeah what’s so special about it?
Joe Biden: It’s numbered 88!! Named after “I love Lucy” I love it cuz it looks sooo COOL! It also splits at…
Donald Trump: shut up Biden it’s just a dumbass piece of asphalt.
Ronald Reagan: ok boomer.
George HW Bush: yeah boomer.
Bill Clinton: let’s make Lucy Kovack Avenue share the road!
George W Bush: what the fuck is Lucy Kovack avenue?
Barack Obama: just some stupid highway
Donald Trump: yeah what’s so special about it?
Joe Biden: It’s numbered 88!! Named after “I love Lucy” I love it cuz it looks sooo COOL! It also splits at…
Donald Trump: shut up Biden it’s just a dumbass piece of asphalt.
by JusticeForBrian June 22, 2025