Lowf 

When a person feels low, depressed, or simply just doing nothing constructive. Couch potato. Sleeping when now productive work is possible.

Mickey: "So what do you do during loadshedding, Doughnut?
Doughnut:" Wanted to do some things today.... I think bed has an imprint of me cos I refuse to move. Im lowfing.
Mickey: "I'm always lowfing during lowftyming. I'm a professional lowfer"

Lowf by DON Mikey March 24, 2023

lowfive 

This involves bounce/bump your foot with your bro's as to hail them as the coronavirus doesn't allow the use of hands.

Bro1: Yow I can't do the fist bump. Corona is going around
Bro2 : We still got the lowfive bro

lowfive by Teechigo the minority March 17, 2020

Lowfunc 

Short for low functioning autism. The person in question is intellectually disabled, incapable of social interaction and lacks self-awareness. Can be used in the same context as retard, autist and sped.

Person 1: Is that kid over retarded or something?
Person 2: yeah, he's definitely a lowfunc.

Lowfunc by zeryetoast July 26, 2019

You ain't got no lowfat syrup! 

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

You ain't got no lowfat syrup! by WhatDoesYourPotatoeSmellLike January 22, 2011

lowfid 

600 pound cutie that has 400 ms and plays bridge and bw

Hes so lowfid

lowfid by Phoria June 9, 2021

Lowfat Coffee Icecream 

Marijuana, used to reference the drug without actually saying the name. The term is very useful when talking with friends, near parents.

you can say this, in front of your mom, "Ah man you guys, that lowfat coffee icecream was sooo strong, I think I'm still fucked up from that "sugar" high!"
and this..."This is some goood lowfat coffee icecream, it might as well be a brick of THC!

Lowfat Coffee Icecream by Marny Walker November 30, 2005

lowfound 

When something is almost profound, but not quite

* During Covid 19 Crisis when the restaurants were ordered closed * Dude this could be the last pizza I ever order. Whoa bro, that's lowfound.

lowfound by ImContributingToCulture March 16, 2020