lowe you

Lowe you has two definitions.
1. Why you talking (when someone is being a hypocrite)
2. Who asked you to talk

(Used in London and areas around it)

Person 1: Michael, why is you belly so big
Person 2: Lowe you fam, you look like a sumo bro

by Yung Chriz January 11, 2023

How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

i low you

I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.

I love you.

I low you too, ha ha ha

by Mikalay July 11, 2022