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A way of life and thought, the word itself derives from lotion which means smooth and soft. Thusly making lotsch a commonly used noun in sentences. The word can be used in all societal and political conversations. Analysis on the word lotsch shows that it creates a better environment between individuals when they interact, personally the female type.
"Dude lets go Lotsch?
Totally down to Lotsch!

"It puts the lotsch on its skin.

"I'm gonna go take a lotsch nap.

"This house is soo lotsch!"

"My body is lotsch as fudge."

"Do you ladies want to have a lotsch session."

"Lotsch Londays"

"Lotschtender"
Lotsch by Anthony Baruch, Rhys September 28, 2007
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Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.
'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'
Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013
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lotcha is a real strange word...........
it means something in the lines of 'trapped you in my love charm'
uses given below for better understanding
lotcha is a combination of 2 words.
they are-Love and Gotcha
Boy proposes to girl
Girlto herself lotcha
lotcha by heropotter September 7, 2013

dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.
dick-loesch by Rickman January 28, 2007
A word that can describe or replace anything sexual.
My mom described your fat losch and the massive load of losch you losched all over her face while she was dripping with losch from all her losches
Losch by Loscher August 2, 2023
From the Ghettos of San Francisco.

Derived from the latin word lotche, meaning the gooey residue that comes out from a fish, when female sturgeon release their eggs.
I can't believe that kid ate that lotch.

dude, that sturgeon just dropped like 10 gallons of lotch.
lotch by Eric Stefanski May 13, 2005

Lotscoping 

The act of scanning/scoping/checking out a parking lot for unsavory people and/or cars of said unsavory people you wish to avoid before entry into a store, restaurant, etc.

Lotscoping is used to ensure that the imminent shopping and/or eating experience is uninterrupted by sightings and/or run-ins with anyone you may be deem to be unacceptable for consumption of your valuable time.

Lotscoping can be used to prevent uncomfortable, awkward moments with people you deem utterly disgusting such as exes or unsavory "friends" from the past.
Liz had fully intended to go on a late-night grocery shopping trip, but after some tedious lotscoping, she abruptly decided against it.

Lotscoping by Paige T. November 4, 2007
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