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A way of life and thought, the word itself derives from lotion which means smooth and soft. Thusly making lotsch a commonly used noun in sentences. The word can be used in all societal and political conversations. Analysis on the word lotsch shows that it creates a better environment between individuals when they interact, personally the female type.
"Dude lets go Lotsch?
Totally down to Lotsch!

"It puts the lotsch on its skin.

"I'm gonna go take a lotsch nap.

"This house is soo lotsch!"

"My body is lotsch as fudge."

"Do you ladies want to have a lotsch session."

"Lotsch Londays"

"Lotschtender"
Lotsch by Anthony Baruch, Rhys September 28, 2007
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Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.
'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'
Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013
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lotcha is a real strange word...........
it means something in the lines of 'trapped you in my love charm'
uses given below for better understanding
lotcha is a combination of 2 words.
they are-Love and Gotcha
Boy proposes to girl
Girlto herself lotcha
lotcha by heropotter September 7, 2013

dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.
dick-loesch by Rickman January 28, 2007
A word that can describe or replace anything sexual.
My mom described your fat losch and the massive load of losch you losched all over her face while she was dripping with losch from all her losches
Losch by Loscher August 2, 2023
From the Ghettos of San Francisco.

Derived from the latin word lotche, meaning the gooey residue that comes out from a fish, when female sturgeon release their eggs.
I can't believe that kid ate that lotch.

dude, that sturgeon just dropped like 10 gallons of lotch.
lotch by Eric Stefanski May 13, 2005

Lotscoping 

The act of scanning/scoping/checking out a parking lot for unsavory people and/or cars of said unsavory people you wish to avoid before entry into a store, restaurant, etc.

Lotscoping is used to ensure that the imminent shopping and/or eating experience is uninterrupted by sightings and/or run-ins with anyone you may be deem to be unacceptable for consumption of your valuable time.

Lotscoping can be used to prevent uncomfortable, awkward moments with people you deem utterly disgusting such as exes or unsavory "friends" from the past.
Liz had fully intended to go on a late-night grocery shopping trip, but after some tedious lotscoping, she abruptly decided against it.
Lotscoping by Paige T. November 4, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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