1) Queen of the Mustache Men.

2) An evil alien from some distant galaxy who's soul purpose of coming to Earth was to destroy all life, but ended up being stopped in her tracks by an evil unibrow monster, and after killing the beast with her army of alien babies, she turned to good
1) "All hail Lordessakkah! Long live the Queen!!"

2) "Dude, better pluck that brow before Lordessakkah comes and murders you with a dildo."
by Lordessakkah August 22, 2008
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