Longism 

A task, activity or event undertaken by an individual that should take a short amount of time to complete but ends up getting sidetracked & takes hours or even days to complete.

I was supposed to be picked up at 1pm its now 4pm.
3 phone calls later & he's only just left the house. What a longism!

Longism by Mr Low Grade May 11, 2010

LongSmack

Longsmack is when you hold a normal lip smack for several seconds. Mainly used when someone says something lame.

HIM: Can you text me?
HER: I don't have unlimited texting
HIM: (Longsmack)

LongSmack by CodyFromDha216 October 24, 2011

Lodgism 

Business term for an over-complicated metaphor or expression.
Popularised by Nick Lodge in his book "Business Consulting: A Bluffer's Guide"

External Consultant: "New hardware would be a useful catalyst to leverage our capabilities across the value chain."
Internal employee: "Overpaid fool. That's just a Lodgism for Buy a new PC and it will make things better."
or
Manager: I've been stir-frying some ideas in my think-wok.
Employee: (with heavy irony) And have you come up with any new Lodgisms then?

Lodgism by Professor Dr Wolfgang Reitzle October 31, 2006

longasm 

An orgasm produced by sexual intercouse that is extremely long.

"Oh my god Alex! That was a longasm!!"
"I'm longasming!"

longasm by heypsherman November 22, 2014

Lonnism 

The belief by founder LMA to use the untapped power of ones mind to unlock the best you possible.

I have gained so much from my study of lonnism

Lonnism by Crazy mind freak November 30, 2021

Lonnism 

The personal belief by founder LMA to use ones mind to create a better you. To tap into powers beyond you belief and change your thoughts, beliefs and perception of what is the world.

Lonnism takes my mind to new places.

Lonnism by Crazy mind freak November 30, 2021

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad

an goofy ahh kid
who copy and paste everyone comments and called everyone bots and bashed people opinion and lied his age, backup account 13, 15

and call people racist for dms
and lied to another backup account called annoying orange

he reality pretend to be bellathewolf, budsfor

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad: Fuck you kid get a life you bot no one asked
Everyone: 💀

WindowsFan LongIslandRailRoad by TheRealDarkSecretEnds February 25, 2023