A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.
Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"
Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"
Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"
by beefpatties July 16, 2010