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A mythical creature, similar to an Elf. It is typically around 7ft tall, and makes no sound in its entire lifetime.

It predates modern culture by 1000 years, written about in Ancient Chinese Mythology along with the more well-known Dragon. It is thought to be the idea behind the more modern idea of a 'ninja'.

It can walk silently, and it is part of the Lokmet legend that if you steal an apple, it will come into your house while you are defecating disembowel five fully-grown goats on your bed and leave them there.

There is only one Lokmet, but others have tried to imitate it, they have become legends themselves.. some living for many thousands of years. Some may be known as Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, BigFoot and Tekboi (if you dont know them please research it).
Dude, that guy ran up behind you and you didnt even realise..he must have trained to become like the Lokmet!
Lokmet by TheRealLokmet January 28, 2012
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Laughing at someone for failing in spectacular fashion. The term is derived mainly from the collapse of the 2007 New York Mets of Major League Baseball, who led the National League East by seven games on Sept. 12, and ended up losing the division title to the Philadelphia Phillies.
Did you see that guy fall off his bike into a vat of acid? lolMets.
lolMets by dmoney78 September 16, 2010
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Lokometasenjadotoy!!! 

Origin: Asian

An expletive shouted as someone does something stupid/amazing.
Narrator (As the world record is set for the World's Farthest Trampoline Jump): LOKOMETASENJADOTOY!!!
(v) To Love Someone Like a Lot...
I LOKET THAT STARBUCKS BARISTA, SARA!
LOKET by dontbethatguy11 September 8, 2013
A beautiful young teenage girl who cares about only her friends and family. She has many talents like sport, school subjects and music. She is natural and pretty and she is a model.
Loketi is popular and (pretty) .
loketi by Pesi tokonisoto March 13, 2017
Always when they need it he
likes to sell people, he's nice
but not very funny. He is always
attentive and very intelligent he
has a big heart
Lokmene: « Do you want help »
Me: « yes thanks !! »
lokmene by sheherlheina November 21, 2021

Lometa TX 

Meth capitol of central Texas.
Let's go to Lometa tx, have sex, get high and do things we will always regret
Lometa TX by Legsxo April 27, 2017