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Bald baby with a chode . Likes to put peanut butter on the tip of his penis and let his dog lick it off .

Very short and stubby , much like a troll . Has green fluffy hair and shoves squash's up his anal hole .
person 1: Oh my god did you see that baby ?
person 2: no
person 1: It was shoving a squash up his ass !
person 2: oh, must be a Lofenswinkle !
by George Washington . July 29, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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