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The act of getting so wired on cocaine that your legs start to fail. All feeling is lost to both legs and you must be either carried around or dragged around. High amounts of cocaine must be consumed to reach this state.
Last night, Rubyred was hitting the tache and pase and he got lockleg so we carried hom.
Lockleg by LeoBeo December 10, 2009
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landoflakes locklear 

the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.
"Dude, he is such a landoflakes locklear, he suck c0K on da lo!"

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.
Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!
Lockleared by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

Locklen Gibson 

Hot as fuck.
Omg you’re so Locklen Gibson

Heather Locklear

Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.
Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.

Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?
Heather Locklear by JoviJava February 19, 2006

Lock Leg 

After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.

Example: walking, running, sitting
Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg
Lock Leg by Lock Leg November 3, 2020

LockLegion 

The best crew to ever hit earth.
We are not posers, we just want to have some fun. Do not insult the lock legion, it will make baby jesus cry.
I havent seen any movie from the lock legion for a long ass time.
LockLegion by TrashLock November 20, 2003
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