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Little Bitch BAM 

Little Bitch BAM, a male in his mide 30s that goes out with or seeks relationships with teen age girls (or younger women under the age of 21). A Little Bitch BAM is a "legel" chomo, although the legal age of consent is normally 18. A Little Bitch BAM enters into these relationships because they lack the mental or financial ability to date women his own age. The average Little Bitch BAM suffers from penis envy and is worried that women his age will be dissatisfied with his technique and longevity, realizing that the little bitch bam will never be able to keep a woman his own age he seeks teenage girls that lack the experience and knowledge of what a real man is supposed to be like. A little bitch BAM is so annoyed by having to treat a woman with respect and dignity they prey on inexperienced girls.
Jake: That little bitch bam is dating a girl half his age!
Thomas: That's because the little bitch BAM can't get a woman his own age to put up with his shit!
Little Bitch BAM by Sweetened Tea December 30, 2019

Little Bitch Mouth 

Someone who can't handle spicy or hot foods.
Jason couldn't finish his spicy chicken sandwich because of his little bitch mouth.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Whiny Little Bitch 

Bill Maher likes to call Donald Trump a Whiny Little Bitch.
Whiny Little Bitch by dailyhack June 20, 2016

Whiny Little Bitch 

Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"

2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty Cindy?"

Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"
Whiny Little Bitch by NoPreach April 23, 2020

Little Bitch Boy 

Someone who says they’re down for a get together and then dips out 3 hours before it starts
“Oh yeah I’ll be there”

Narrator voice: Noah, the little bitch boy, was not there
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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