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1. Lisjan
A beautiful man who smokes pot.

2. Lisjan
Can care if they wish to, always there for a friend no matter how rude they seem, will zone out if paying attention to something else but will always automatically respond to something very important, one of those people you couldn't wish more for.

3. Lisjan
A fucking cheater who can't find true love.

4. Lisjan
A Lisjan is something that lives in rich upper-middle class neighborhoods. Usually comes out at night. eats a shit load, has glasses, and has very bad karma.

5. Lisjan
When you are doing something (ie. texting, playing video games, reading) and you completely zone everything else out.
1.Lisjan smokes pot.

2. Lisjan: i play therapist for alot of my friends.. because i love them"

Random person:"i constantly end up arguing and breaking up with someone i love then getting back together"

Lisjan:"Giving someone a chance repeatedly usually only brings pain, sometimes you have to let them go"

3. Oh thats Lisjan

4. "I saw a Lisjan last night."

5. Girl 1 - "So why did you leave him?"

Girl 2 - "I talk and talk to him and he never listens."

Girl 1 - "What a Lisjan."
Lisjan by Awayuki November 17, 2013
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Lisandra 

A lisandra is a person that you can count on for everything. She will be there when things are tough and she treats her friends like her family. She is an amazing person to be around with and sje always treats you good. She is kind, funny and sarcastic at times but it's never mean. So if you have a lisandra in your life, never let her go because she is one in a million
"I love my best friend" "what is her name?" "Lisandra! Who else?!"
Lisandra by Aerialist January 3, 2017
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Lisandra 

Lisandra, a loyal person who you can trust with anything, she is supportive and sometimes rude but she will always have your back regardless the situation. She is hard to get and everybody loves her because of her personality and humor. She is also very beautiful and has wonderful character traits.
Lisandra my new friend.
Did you see Lisandra’s new boyfriend?
Yes, I love Lisandra.
Lisandra by Keyonna Simmons July 1, 2020

Lisandro 

Lisandro a cute guy with a fat girthy cock that will tear your bitch open.He also has a huge heart.
Lisandro gets all the hoes
Lisandro by Jaden Sullivan March 6, 2021

lissandrious 

Lissandrious, (plural of Lissandro) is when you need a word to describe how you are feeling but don’t have a word to convey it. Usually used in a devious way, unlike Anderssonius, which is used in a angelic way. For example, Will Smith was feeling Lissandrious when he punched Chris Rock!
Wow she’s so Lissandrious! I wish i could be like her.

I’m feeling very Lissandrious today, i’m gonna go burn down an orphanage!
lissandrious by emholey March 29, 2022
Being one strong, sassy and independent mother-fucker
"Man, did you see that girl go all lisanti on his ass?"
Lisanti by AHS.8. February 8, 2013
A word meaning the most amazing person in the world. Beautiful and wonderful in every way. Always happy and smiling. Funny loving caring strong. The best person you could ever meet.
Person 1: Did you know that Lisanne girl?
Person 2: Yeah isn't she great.
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