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Verb. (lin-daet)

The act of dating something with only minimal contact involved. This can include seeing said person semi-nude or kissing them in/on the mouth, but must exclude the act of sex.
I'm not too worried about my daughter with that guy Mike, she's told me they're only at the lindate stage.
Lindate by carnefox June 21, 2011
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Lindale High School 

High school in East Texas full of white preppy white kids, rednecks, and drug dealers. Nick named "Lindale Christian Academy" for having private school like rules, while being a public school. Home of the Flock, a bunch of shit talking white kids that will try to fight every other schools student section. Lindale hires the shittiest administration staff, principals, and vice principals, that will ruin your day, everyday. In the student parking lot, all of the fuck tards boys drive Jettas, and park in the back. The rednecks parks their annoying ass trucks in the front corner. The girls drive jeeps, and moms cars, and park in the middle sides. Nobody at this school can keep a secret so expect the whole school to hear the drama in about a day. School Rival- Van (The fucking bum fuck retard rednecks to the north of us) School colors- Royal Blue and White (NO BLACK...thats not allowed) Best graduating class- 2017. Worst graduating class- 2021 and up.
We played Lindale High School in football, and whooped their ass.

Lindale = Prada , Van = Walmart
Lindale High School by Erin 2019 February 9, 2020

lindaseller 

A Lindaseller is a person who sold their Linda. Lindaseller's are usually people with weak psychological fortitude that let any minor FUD or drop in price send them into a panic. They are the same people who hang out on Telegram posting "when moon?" and "when lambo?" Lindasellers never research a project or team before investing their entire paycheck into crypto with the hopes of buying a Murcielago by the following Sunday. Typical behavior of a Lindaseller includes asking "why price go down?" repeatedly on the Discord, questioning the team's every move and generally being a whiny little bitch.
Look at that annoying lindaseller, I bet you he will fomo buy back in when we go up.
lindaseller by Kurt Mussles August 2, 2018

Lindapendence Day 

Linda "I will destroy ISIS."

"It's Lindapendence day for you ISIS bitches!"
She is a rare kind of person , she's willing to do everything for the things/person she love and she's so vulnerable for the things that causes her strength. If you have a someone like lindane congrats nasa tamang tao ka.

Lindane is a one of a kind person that's why she's the one who write a definition of herself lol.
Bat kasi walang definition ang lindane dito ,hayan napatype tuloy ako. Can't be blank daw e
I had lindale from a book jumping stunt on the bed.
lindale by bread infection January 14, 2007

Lindaellerbee

(v. n.) Years ago, when I was only eight years of age I found myself watching Nick News with Linda Ellerbee. In this particular epiode, she went into a segment about safe sex. During this segment she went into great detail about intercourse. She mentioned what happens between a man and a woman during sex, and destroyed my innocence. Therefore, the definition of a lindaellerbee is to destroy a child's innocence.
Look out, Uncle Charlie is about to lindaellerbee little Suzie.

Lindaellerbee by The Mix January 14, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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