Life Surfer

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

Life Surfer by emand January 22, 2009

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why is life suffering

this is an honest question

why is life suffering, i am in pain

why is life suffering by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017

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life of suffering

A life of suffering is a point of view on ones life to the point of where they see no purpose left. These people may come off as depressed or suicidal, or even think of themselves a fuck up on this earth. Their troubles could be caused by breaking the law, drugs, or just being too much of a pussy to say anything to the girl of their dreams. These people generally do not accept help easily.

Friend: I heard from someone that you may be depressed

You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering

life of suffering by S_X May 1, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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