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It’s an annoying but lowkey awesome person. They are the loving ones, but sometimes too clingy. They are the ones who are better friends with your mother than with you. They always have the best tea to spill.
Yeah, my best friend is kind of annoying but I still love her. She’s definitely a Lienke
lienke by Justin the unicorn October 14, 2019
Short, long hair, funny, sweet, South African, pretty nice most of the time, you're on urban dictionary you’re welcome
Hi Lienke
Lienke by badbitch233 October 21, 2019

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.
Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

lieneenoo kishtoty mikeeshoo 

i really want it so bad but i cant take it u feel me?
oh my gosh lieneenoo kishtoty mikeeshoo i cant take that pair of yeezys

Linekerlitis 

The throat infection you come back from Ibiza with after a heavy 3 day stag sesh with the lads at either Linekers bar or Ocean Beach pool party
Fuck me lads, my throat is throbbing like a nonces cock, think it’s Linekerlitis
Linekerlitis by MR1988 June 26, 2019
If you ever have the privilege to spend time with a Lienke you will completely reform into the best version of you humanly possible.
Thus the name Lienke is directly proportionate to the meaning of excellence/greatness.
Classification: Shiny

Hold on to them Lienke's.
PS: Beer can be applied to defuze sticky situations
Certificate of Lienke

For quality projects and top-class excellence
5 stars would recommend
Lienke by Veters21 February 24, 2021