Lexina 

A charismatic girl with good hair who also kills guinea pigs. They stomp on guinea pigs like Mario stomps on gumbas.

Lexinas are often very sassy and come with much attitude. They obtain large amounts of munchies when taking trazadone. A very sweet kind hearted girl who would do anythingn for you!

When upset they throw guinea pigs off door knobs. Her favorite animals are either penguins or monkeys and she enjoys drawing pigs.

Wow, Lexina? Wait, did she kill your guinea pig too?

Lexina by phoenixsandwich November 10, 2014

lexivan

Lexivan (Alprozoravan tablets)
These tablets will help you destress with their comforting lemon lime flavor. What’s the worst that could happen?

You know, if your dad falls down a flight of stairs wether someone pushed him or not. Lexivan can help.

lexivan by Poop8383 October 27, 2020

Lexing

An extreme form of simping.

Damn, that guy is lexing hard for Jeremy.

Lexing by Father Tak May 24, 2020

Lexican 

A quality of bird by which it doesn't fall by flying, despite the hardships it faces along the way.

John is as dedicated as a lexican to his work

Lexican by Oxford Team June 19, 2019

Lesina 

Lesina is a "amazing" and "curvy" women

Lesina is an amazing young lady, she is usually curvy and is a very outgoing.She tends to be a pacfic islander and has a beautiful tan.She is usually putting others before herself and is really short tempered.She also at times is very hypocritical. Lesina has a beautiful face and is a very outgoing person, Lesina is a mommys girl.And has a great ass.

Lesina by Lesina May 14, 2011

Lexington Alarm Clock 

The act of defecating in a pillow case, and then hitting someone with that pillowcase.

She wouldn't wake up so I gave her a Lexington alarm clock.

Lexington Alarm Clock by Jreed84 April 29, 2011

leninade 

a refreshing carbonated citrus drink with an appeal to the masses. the taste that would make lenin, marx, and engels proud is sure to be a hit with anyone who likes to Party. socialists and communists rejoice! the proletariat are back with a new agenda: "Drink a bottle a day and become a Hero of Socialist Flavour!" drink comrade! drink! it's this or the gulag!

Ingredients: Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Gum Acacia, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Glyceryl Abietate, Sodium Benzoate, Artificial Color, and the Joy of the Workers!

1. get hammered and sickled!

2. a taste worth standing in line for!

leninade by wandering mendicant February 16, 2005