Lewsadder 

Title given to the Lewsadder family many years ago for a soldiers act of courage in a battle that clashed for many long night in the dreary icy rain. The soldier's (Lewsadder) first name was Lucian, a young man around the age of 16 who fought in the Crusades. Lucian was born in Germany and fought for the German soldiers. The reason Lucian was given the title "Lewsadder" was of his act of valor and he saved the Queen's nephew Gregory Toppen from execution by the Kim clan. After Lucian received his title he married the Duke of York's daughter Kendra Sears. Unfortunately a grave tragedy befell Lucian. Gregory had taken a keen liking to his best friend's (Lucian) new wife. As Gregory became more aquatinted with Kendra he attempted to assassinate the brave soldier Lucian by stabbing his heart with a broadsword. The dying soldier stood up and took out his sword while slowly suffocating to death and beheaded Gregory in an epic duel. Kendra came out to Lucian with watery eyes and kneeled over the slowly dying body of Lucian. As her tears slowly descended onto his face Lucian reached up and touched held he hand. He smiled and closed his eyes "goodbye my love..." was all he said before entering eternal slumber.

Lewsadder was a story that originated in Germany during the Crusade era. A tragedy

Lewsadder by Roxas Cromell May 17, 2009

lesander 

A person who dosent realize they're gay.

They are a lesander

lesander by ZiggytehFox March 23, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004