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This is that person that your forced to be friends with. That guy that always shows up and you hate with such a passion. He is selfish and his dad hates him with a passion. He is a total tool box and everyone recognizes that he has an I.Q. about two points lower than butter. The expression, "Better off dead" really does apply to this person.
Dude 1: "Hey man great party I'm having a blast... oh shit-dick-ass-balls is that Levoti."

Dude 2: "God damn it fuck that is a Levoti."

Dude 1: "I'm leaving... this guys a failure, who can't pass fucking Dort."

Dude 2: "TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
Levoti by King David of Awesomeville February 28, 2008
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levoton tuhkimo 

(usually a young person, but older people can be called too as levoton tuhkimo) a person, who makes sure that everyone knows, what he/she has had to do. usually its no more or even less than what everyone else has done. also falls often into a loud self pity. very close to angst.
"why do i always have to do everything around here? why doesn't anything good ever happen to me? you guys haven't done anything so i had to do everything!"
"oh get over yourself, you are such levoton tuhkimo!"
levoton tuhkimo by sukkis January 5, 2008
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leotistical 

A person who has supreme confidence in themself and their potential because they are a leo.

The ability to lead ,yet sometimes be arrogant, for the good of themselves and sometimes others because im youre a leo.

Acting like a leo because you are a leo without intentionally acting like a leo.

Being egotiscal and a leo all at once.
Ricky is leotistical
leotistical by dBR October 3, 2012

Levitikush 

A North Korean Slang describing a male prostitute with multiple STD's.
That North Korean Male Prostitute is such a Levitikush.
Levitikush by Spicidity July 8, 2017

Leviticus 

A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.

A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.

levothyroxine

A grayish white pill that is used to controll thyroid problems. Its a thyroid hormone
He has a thyroid problem so he is taking Levothyroxine
levothyroxine by blank 453 October 22, 2008

levoton tuhkimo 

a song by a finnish rock band Dingo
"levoton tuhkimo tekee itsestään martyyrin..."
levoton tuhkimo by sukkis January 5, 2008
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