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Cancer of the blood cells. The growth and development of the blood cells are abnormal. Strictly speaking, leukemia should refer only to cancer of the white blood cells (the leukocytes) but in practice it can apply to malignancy of any cellular element in the blood or bone marrow, as in red cell leukemia (erythroleukemia).
I feel so bad for her. She is in the hospital suffering from leucemia. :'(
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Leukemia 

A sucky blood cancer that is either comes in A.L.L, A.M.L, C.L.L., or C.M.L.
Leukemia sucks
Leukemia by magicalchipmunk May 19, 2014

Leukemia Skywalker 

Coined by the show "American Dad", an overly offensive way of calling a remarkably young person prematurely bald. Generally used as an insult, but not used to describe people who shave their heads.
Steve Martin was bald at an incredibly young age, so it isn't unlikely that he is, in fact, Leukemia Skywalker in disguise.

leukemia 

The worst fucking thing ever in the world
Something that take people from your family and that everyone HATES!!!!
We hate you leukemia can you please piss off and stop terrorising us!!
Jerry: argh my dad was just diagnosed with leukemia. This sucks
Bob: yeah I know I wish it would piss off and stop being so annoying and killing people
leukemia by beachbabe245 June 13, 2014

leukemia egg 

best served fried eggs originated from australia.
Bobby: How do you like your eggs sir?
Ash: with leukemia

only leukemia egg
leukemia egg by 3analcake October 7, 2019

leukemia 

don't get leukemia. you don't wanna die, right?
leukemia by bight me October 16, 2017

Leukemia 

Also spelt 'Leukaemia' by those crooked-toothed Brits, Leukemia is content on Social Media websites that is so cancerous that it can no longer be classified as cancer and becomes Internet Leukemia.
Person 1: Jaystation faked his girlfriend's death!
Person 2: You mean the guy who pretends to summon ghosts with Ouija boards at 3AM? Yeah, his channel is total leukemia.
Person 1: Yeah, he's a complete shitcunt.
Leukemia by Cryoraptor February 19, 2020