Think your friendly neighbourhood pyromaniac, but he can control fire, isn't hurt by it and accidentally can set you on fire. We call Leo Valdez Leo Valdiva when he is being the star of the show, well, book. When he becomes _the_ dive, he emits a level of sass only, Persassy, Sassabeth and Sassico can get to.
Leo: Maybe try a shower, probably the reason people think you're a hobo.
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by Corpna October 2, 2021
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A man with a giving heart and a very good penis. Also destined to be successful in the real world as well as in the sheets
by LingLang19 November 29, 2022
Proper noun. A lazy, mentally unstable person of ethnic background, who is so self absorbed, they would rather use people, especially women, to obtain food, shelter, and a secure platform only to be dismissed, and treated like THEY were actually helping, when indeed, they sit on their ass, masturbating rather than truly caring.
LEO DIAS IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR, MANIPULATOR, AND OFTEN PREFERS TO WATCH PORNOGRAPHY AND SELF CONSUMMATE, OR CHASE, OBESE GIRLS WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM, RATHER THAN WORK, BE RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCES OR ABLE TO ADAQUITELY INVEST PERSONAL TIME IN SOMEONE, OTHER THAN THEMSELVES, UNLESS FOR PERSONAL GAIN. SEE ALSO: LOSER, DOG IMPAIRED ASSHOLE
by P.a.w.g. Mistress August 28, 2017
The most hardcore wanka on the planet. Definitely a drug dealer from a long line of Italian mafia bosses. If you ever meet a Leo Galleywanka hide your food as he will scab off you till the ends of the earth. Hide your children if you come into contact with one as his filthy mind will plague them. Galleywanka's commonly resemble vampires with their fang-like teeth but when you get to know a galleywanka your life will be filled with laughs and good times. A Leo Galleywanka will always procrastinate, and often watch entertainment with adult content(GOT) instead of completing work, whether it be assignments or studying for maths tests which he does exceedingly well on. His name is properly pronounced Lao but he has given up on trying to correct people. If anyone offends a Leo Galleywanka they will be hunted by a Big Bax and a Ralfano, and then killed until they are dead. A Leo Galleywanka is a pure human with a tainted mind that loves to laugh, have a good time, and wank.
by Ralfano September 6, 2022
Leo Cunningham has horrible handwriting, wears glasses, is mediocre'ly smart and is somewhat tall. Small penis, kinda mid. Leo is just Leo
by TrutherAosind September 13, 2022