Left Wanker 

Left Wanker. An opinionated, dogmatically-rabid, politics-obsessed partisan to the extreme Left of the political spectrum

Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.

Left Wanker by Butt Man April 15, 2015

Left Wanker 

When communism means free hand jobs for all

Reactionary: Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor. I'm going to ignore that forms of wealth redistribution exist in every democratic nation in the world in my strawman of their argument and continue to fear change due to how my socioeconomic environment restricted my access to education and multicultural experiences limiting my ability to think independently and have empathy for those who are different from me.
Left wanker: you fool, by rejecting materialism and having a collectivist mindset I'm ready to offer my legendary two handed technique to any glorious comrade fighting against the evils of capitalism. Don't you know communism means free hand jobs for all?

Left Wanker by leftistmonke November 25, 2020

Left-handed spanner wanker 

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

Left-handed spanner wanker by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009