An effeminate douche bag whose personality is the most highly effective birth control known to the medical community.

Thinks he's clever, yet has a room-temperature I.Q. on his best days. Likely abused as a child, indicated by his caustic nature and intellectually bankrupt ramblings.

No known cure, but hopes are that future breakthroughs in genetic engineering might lead to treatment less severe than mandatory euthanasia.
Multiple direct ancestors are preceding "Learning Richards"
by His Wife April 12, 2008
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