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Leakatear is when you see some bitch, that is so fuck'n hot, that she makes your now, semi hard cock discharge a load of steaming hot precum, precum that makes your shorts stick to your leg the rest of the day or night, which ever may be the case.
Holy shit dude! Did you see that fuck'n hot ass bitch in the club, shit man! she was so fuck'n hot I did a Leakatear, my shorts are stuck to my leg now. His friend: Your not sittn in my car dude after doing a leakatear, your gunna have to catch a cab, later..
Leakatear by here4fun July 7, 2011
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Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater. Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.
What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater.
Leakwater by RSD July 8, 2006
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leakatorium

Slang for the restroom or WC. The term is a more polite version of "pissalorium" suitable for use in mixed audiences. It makes you appear highly intelligent and sophisticated as if you know Latin, when in reality, you think it's a language spoken in Latvia.
Ladies, excuse me. I must attend the leakatorium.
leakatorium by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005
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