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Lazyball 

Perhaps the worlds best sport, The heaviest player must lie down on the floor, with one other player away standing at the other end of the pitch. The aim of the game is that the standing up player must throw a tennis ball towards the person lying down, who can only use his hands and feet to catch the ball, at no time may the back be moved. If the ball is out of their reach, the other player must waddle, not run, not skip, not walk, jump over the player, collect the ball and jump + waddle back over to the throwing position. If the player catches the ball, he must succesfully throw it back to the other player ( Whilst lying down ), if he catches it, you score 1 run. You must score 20 runs. It was invented in ipswich, england on the 28th june 2010. This is strictly a true mans sport. The losing 2 players must buy the winning team a drink. There are 3 innings 10 minutes each.
Tim " Ah man, wanna come watch the lazyball game at the pub? "

John " I'm more of a player myself, but i do love lazyball "
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Alex " Did you hear they made a womens lazyball team? "

Ben " What a joke. "
Lazyball by Ollzzz July 2, 2010
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ladyballs 

1. Equivalent of male slang and connotations that surround the word "balls," altered to accommodate women with the same characteristics
ex: "He loves my balls" becomes "He loves my ladyballs."
"She did that?! It takes extreme ladyballs to do that."
"You need to realize that he loves your ladyballs, Grizz."
ladyballs by nihilisticexistentialism September 11, 2011
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ladyballs 

If you piss a friend of yours of who is a girl, and your a girl too.
Omg i hate her so much i wanna kick her in her ladyballs
ladyballs by Kathie2983 January 18, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026