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Lazyball 

Perhaps the worlds best sport, The heaviest player must lie down on the floor, with one other player away standing at the other end of the pitch. The aim of the game is that the standing up player must throw a tennis ball towards the person lying down, who can only use his hands and feet to catch the ball, at no time may the back be moved. If the ball is out of their reach, the other player must waddle, not run, not skip, not walk, jump over the player, collect the ball and jump + waddle back over to the throwing position. If the player catches the ball, he must succesfully throw it back to the other player ( Whilst lying down ), if he catches it, you score 1 run. You must score 20 runs. It was invented in ipswich, england on the 28th june 2010. This is strictly a true mans sport. The losing 2 players must buy the winning team a drink. There are 3 innings 10 minutes each.
Tim " Ah man, wanna come watch the lazyball game at the pub? "

John " I'm more of a player myself, but i do love lazyball "
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Alex " Did you hear they made a womens lazyball team? "

Ben " What a joke. "
Lazyball by Ollzzz July 2, 2010
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ladyballs 

1. Equivalent of male slang and connotations that surround the word "balls," altered to accommodate women with the same characteristics
ex: "He loves my balls" becomes "He loves my ladyballs."
"She did that?! It takes extreme ladyballs to do that."
"You need to realize that he loves your ladyballs, Grizz."
ladyballs by nihilisticexistentialism September 11, 2011
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ladyballs 

If you piss a friend of yours of who is a girl, and your a girl too.
Omg i hate her so much i wanna kick her in her ladyballs
ladyballs by Kathie2983 January 18, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008