Lazy Bean

noun \ˈlā-zē ˈbēn\

:another word for lesbian.

:a women that is attracted to the same sex.

:carpet muncher

:It is politically correct.

"Damn, she is really sexy. I'm gonna ask her out"-bro

"Dude, you can't. She is definitely a lazy bean. I saw her hook up with Rosie last week."-bro 2

"Shit"-bro

by Dad D Rock November 19, 2013

lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

by Steve Queens August 9, 2006