Layston

An awesome girl with a very unique name. She will just about blow your mind with her smarts, coolness, and just ability to have fun. However, do not fuck with her. She will murder you. To death. Also, don't call her "Laceyton". Laystons are usually tomboyish and think the lace is too girly.

Guy one: Hey, I really like Layston
Guy two: Yeah, she's pretty cool.
Guy one: Yup.
Guy two: *awkwardly sips orange juice*

by CarlTehLlama December 7, 2010

jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010

layton

The best guy you'll ever meet.Sometines emotional.Can make you laugh really easy.Usually one of the smartest kids in the class

He is very layton

by Pillow Mickey January 26, 2017

Layson

Layson is a one of a kind person. Very calm and patient always trys to give his best advice. He's very understanding, extremely head strong with a heart of gold. He always notices the good.

I am very proud of my son Layson.

by Bw0913 December 20, 2016

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

Jack Layton

Just another political prick who says he cares but really, he just gets his drones to mock other politicians in competition with him.... yup, he's an ass.

"Look at that douche kissing babies...what a Jack Layton."

by lover of freedom June 18, 2009

Jack Layton

Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...

Jack Layton, the Leader of the NDP

by drumx97 July 16, 2008