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Lawnication 

The way in which a cyber siblincest couple create offspring. The pair must recite this ancient voodoo poem:

"1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, blue fish,
make some cyber siblincest children fish"

And then BOOM... BABIES!

The magic of cyber siblincest Lawnication is that it will always result boy/girl twins, who will be forced (by their parents, who due to siblincest, actually have 27 chromosomes) into carrying on the siblincest tradition.
nat: "chad i think we are lacking in $900 government cheques"

chad: "perhaps if we have some kids, we will be eligible for some sort of family bonus package"

nat: "good thing with lawnication, we will be eligible for that cash just after reciting this poem.."
Lawnication by nathurnal May 13, 2009
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fawnication 

Having sex with a young deer you are not married to.
Joe: did you hear man? Matty's been having it with a deer!

Elliot: yuck. engaging in fawnication? dirty prick!
fawnication by popadophalis June 10, 2009
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When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
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rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
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