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Law of the Infinite Spectrum

The principle that not only do spectra exist, but they are infinite—there are infinitely many points between any two positions on any logical, rational, or formal continuum. Between "completely logical" and "completely illogical" lies an infinity of gradations, each subtly different from the next. Between "sound argument" and "fallacious argument" lies an infinite cascade of near-sound, mostly-sound, technically-fallacious-but-still-persuasive positions. The law of the infinite spectrum means that classification is always approximation, that boxes are always too small, and that any attempt to categorize human reasoning definitively is doomed to oversimplify. It's the logical equivalent of Zeno's paradox: you'll never reach the endpoint because there's always another halfway point.
Example: "She invoked the law of the infinite spectrum when her professor tried to grade arguments as simply 'valid' or 'invalid.' 'There are infinite gradations between those poles,' she said. 'This argument is more valid than that one, but less valid than another. The binary erases the nuance.' The professor said grades needed cutoffs. She said cutoffs were arbitrary. They were both right, which the law of the infinite spectrum predicted."
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026