Law of Infinite Truth Reason

The principle that for any truth claim, there exist infinite reasons across infinite spectra why it might be considered true, partially true, or true in context—and none of these reasons is ever sufficient for complete justification. This law extends the principle of insufficient reason into the realm of truth itself. Every truth is supported by infinite reasons (evidence, context, perspective, history) and undermined by infinite counter-reasons (exceptions, counterexamples, alternative interpretations). The law of infinite truth reason explains why certainty is impossible and why wisdom means accepting that your truth, however well-supported, is just one slice of an infinite reason-space. It's humbling, liberating, and absolutely maddening when you just want a straight answer.

Example: "He demanded a simple reason why his relationship ended. The law of infinite truth reason laughed: there were infinite reasons—communication failures, childhood wounds, mismatched expectations, the phase of the moon, his tendency to leave dishes in the sink, her tendency to internalize rather than speak, the cumulative weight of a thousand small moments. No single reason was sufficient; all were real. He wanted closure; infinite truth reason gave him infinity."

Law of Infinite Truth Reason by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008