A straw you use to suck your own fanny (if you are a woman). A dickwad with a hole in it (if you are a man).
"My Laverick is blocked, I'm overflowing".
by Cherie Booth September 4, 2009
A man who is always missing from family meetings, and is always fucking some random women to expand his array of children. He also has a hide out in Peru
by K.Govnor November 10, 2017