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a combination of the names Lauren and Joseph. they are the hottest girl and guy on campus. they're best friends and like to party together.
dude, did you see Laureph at that party Saturday night?" "yeah man, they dominated in beerpong AND were lookin fiiiine!
Laureph by lcxo July 23, 2010
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Lauretha 

Lauretha- she is a pretty ass bitch, loyal🤞, baddie, cute, loving ❤️, Caring, beautiful, sexy 🔥, smart 🤓 , she is her own boss and queen, 👑😎
Lauretha- e.g--- : she is like heaven 😇 and hell 😈combined into one🖤♥️

laurelhurst 

An uppermiddle class neighborhood in Seattle. Consists mainly of white families, but most people in the neighborhood wish there was more diversity. Features 2 schools (a public one, laurelhurst elementary, and a private one, Villa Academy). There are also three churches, a beach club, and a very nice park. Also within walking distance to the University of Washington campus.
If you live in laurelhurst, you can go and get a tan at the beach club, and then get some money babysitting at the park, considering the large number of young children, who most likely attend one of the schools.
laurelhurst by barbeegurl13 August 24, 2005
to laugh so hard you fart
I started laurphing when I heard this joke. What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosaur? lickalotapussy .
laurphing by digitz September 12, 2015

Lauretha 

Lauretha - aka Sparka Boss💥😵 💫‼️

the realest 6ixx Dan yuh Gon meet out here 🥶‼️💥

Cud take yuh gyal n yuh man💥‼️😈 them does buss it when I touchdown, 6ixx boss has arrived ‼️💥👿🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Eg- omg that's lauretha... *goes on knees n starts begging for mercy*

😵 💫🫡🤩🗣️
Lauretha by -TheQueenHerself @laurie November 19, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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