Laptop Party 

When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.

Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.

Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?

Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.

Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.

Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.

Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Laptop Party by Jim Khoury October 25, 2008

laptop tossing party 

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

laptop tossing party by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020