Laive
I get sent messages to read to prove that someone is bad, but I'm too lazy to read so I just believe everyone is good. It's a bliss being laive.
Laive by Kaffe Myers March 19, 2010
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Laive by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008
Laive
"Theres no reason for you to be Laive, go to bed."
"Stop being Laive and go to bed fool"
Person one: Why arnt you asleep?
Person two: Can't be bothered to
sleep,laivin it out like.
"Stop being Laive and go to bed fool"
Person one: Why arnt you asleep?
Person two: Can't be bothered to
sleep,laivin it out like.
Laive by TheOrigionalSlug February 25, 2009
Lavender May Avery
The name of Gabriela Gonzalez and Jack Averys daughter, the most adorable human on earth she is super tiny right now but when she grows she is going to be beautiful Just like her mom and dad!
“Did you hear that Gabbie and Jack are parents now!”
“No!, whats the babys name?”
“Lavender May Avery”
“No!, whats the babys name?”
“Lavender May Avery”
Lavender May Avery by Clauđź’ś @thankful_forlavender May 13, 2019
Lavender May Avery
Lavender May Avery is a beautiful angel sent from heaven. Her mother Gabriela Gonzalez and her father Jack Avery are so blessed to have her. She is truly a Gift sent from God.đź’śđź’ś
Lavender May Avery by AllSmilesSeavey May 12, 2019
Lavender Juicebox
Lavender Juicebox by COA5TA July 17, 2016
Lavender Unicorn Syndrome
Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."
Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011
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