Laguna Beach Bitches

laguna beach bitches lah-goo-NUH beech bit-CHEZ noun 1. Wears uggs; abercrombie & fitch; hollister; american eagle; coach; juicy courture; short skirts (shows thong); low-rise jeans; low rise shirts; padded, stuffed bras; spandex-type footless leggings; . 2. Accesorises with; fake mardis gras beads; plastic scene beads; clown makeup for albino anorectics; uniform dye jobs 3. Body type -- anorexic. 4. Personality -- a) says hello in order to be obnoxious; denies fault when accused; Claim to be impurturbed by others, but beg to be given reasons as to why they are disliked by outsiders; can't understand why people dislike them; doesn't like the friends they are 'closest' to; backstabbing backtalk; make up stupid monosyllabic sounds similar to that of a caveman see, nuh b) supress any latent intelligence; may have once been normal; think that they are royalty; treat outsiders like dirt; perpetually lies c) participates in school functions such as blue and gold night, sportsnite, and all-girls sports teams
5. MYSPACE STALKERS a) Visit, through friends of friends, other people's myspaces, even when blocked, in order to have something to start drama

Those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating.

by Meredith B., and Abigail K. January 25, 2007

Laguna Beach style

Pulling your shorts,pants, or bathing suit (including underwear)a little past the top of your ass crack. Some what of a plumber.
-Make sure you have a mad tan line
-Pull your shirt up so everyone can see, or dont wear a shirt
-Even the guys can do this, it is what the fags do like Talan and Stephen after coming home from surfing.

What a faggot dude! did you see the douche bag over there trying to be like that other douche bag Talan with his Laguna Beach style.

by Chris Tyson June 23, 2006