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Noun, singular: A very fucked up little child, regularly linked to a traumatic childhood who goes on to do lame-ass things. Always a loser with no friends.
Synonyms: loser fucker
"Don't be such a Lafayette Ron Hubbard, Timmy!"

"God, what a tiny gherkin. You'd think you were Lafayette Ron Hubbard or something!"
by Tromedlov July 28, 2008
Happy St. Patties Day!