lad points 

points obtained by acting in a way deemed to be "ladsy" or showing lad behaviour and/or attributes

Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!

lad points by phaterection October 22, 2006

Lad Points 

A point rewarding system for funny or good moments.it is a way to praise someone that does something impressive.

(originally created by GFBS)

person 1: just tripped over my massive penis
person 2: haha give yourself 10 lad points

Lad Points by GHETTOFABBITCHES May 24, 2013

Lad points 

A conceptual, immaterial currency of social status awarded by males to males who engage in certain traditionally masculine behaviours (especially behaviours that demonstrate daring, bravery in battle, sexual prowess, and disregard for authority).

James: "Lad points for anybody who asks out that fit bird over there."
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"

Lad points by shalkh October 8, 2025

Ladypoints 

Props given to inspirational and awesome ladies that do what they love, and can inspire others to do the same.

Whoa, Mina at that animal shelter every single day? That's dope. Mad-Ladypoints to Mina.

Elia is just the publisher's receptionist but damn does she get some Ladypoints, 'cause she's always finding ways to write, even if it's just a technical manual on how to not keep breaking the photocopier.

Ladypoints by rls446 March 22, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016