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Lachrymist 

1. n. One who uses crying as a therapy
2. n. An individual who believes that only through pain, both physical and emotional, can one grow and move on to a higher level of being.
Tool is one of the leading new heavy metal acts of the 90s. All four band members are Lachrymologists, and its influence is evident in the pained intensity of their music and lyrics.
Lachrymist by Ronald P. Vincent March 27, 2005
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lachrymose intolerant 

avoidance of overly dramatic movies or tv shows that feature complicated domestic plots
Crankshaft refused to watch soap operas on the basis that he was lachrymose intolerant.

Lachrista 

A smart Italian-American girl who can sass her way out of anything! Usually brunette.
"Damn, Lachrista is on fire!"

"Lachrista is a bitch, but I love it, holy shit!
Lachrista by The Lady Christ February 4, 2010

lachrymotion 

1. The act of showing compassion or empathy.

2. Or, the process of retrieving milk from a lactating breast.
Joe showed lachrymotion towards Bob when he lost his job.

Joe was aroused by the though of his wife's lachrymotion.

Lachrymatory 

(adjective) relating to, tending to cause, or containing tears.
(Noun) a vial of a kind found in ancient Roman tombs and thought to be a lachrymal vase.
Also used as an alternative to the acronym lol.
1. This song is lachrymatory.

2. They discovered an old lachrymatory in the ruins.

3. Maria: I hate using lol so much.
Josh: just say lachrymatory instead.
Maria: okay hehe.
Josh: lachrymatory.
Lachrymatory by Joey Paul September 11, 2018

Lachrymirthful 

adjective
1. Having the properties of both profound sadness, and unavoidable humor.
Seeing a nation which once valued intellect, discipline and humility in its leaders become one in which some bigoted Alaskan rube and a grifting human hairpiece are considered eligible for the presidency is beyond tragicomic. It's lachrymirthful.

Coined by Benjamin Wachs and Ariel Cruz, authors of "Heresy in the 21st Century: An Irreverent Guide to An Irreverent Culture"
Lachrymirthful by P. Rieff May 22, 2011

LaChristopher 

LaChristopher thinks he has a unique name but it’s just christopher with “la” in front. no he is not french but…Supper smart and outgoing. Definitely knows what he wants. He’s loud and goofy. The type of friend you’d like to have for laughs. Usually the class clown. Can be very or is very aggressive. makes retarded faces and his own language.
tod: oh boy here comes LaChristopher.
LaChristopher by sir brownie god October 21, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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