Lachrymist 

1. n. One who uses crying as a therapy
2. n. An individual who believes that only through pain, both physical and emotional, can one grow and move on to a higher level of being.

Tool is one of the leading new heavy metal acts of the 90s. All four band members are Lachrymologists, and its influence is evident in the pained intensity of their music and lyrics.

Lachrymist by Ronald P. Vincent March 27, 2005

lachrymose intolerant 

avoidance of overly dramatic movies or tv shows that feature complicated domestic plots

Crankshaft refused to watch soap operas on the basis that he was lachrymose intolerant.

lachrymose intolerant by Una Malachica April 3, 2009

Lachrista 

A smart Italian-American girl who can sass her way out of anything! Usually brunette.

"Damn, Lachrista is on fire!"

"Lachrista is a bitch, but I love it, holy shit!

Lachrista by The Lady Christ February 4, 2010

lachrymotion 

1. The act of showing compassion or empathy.

2. Or, the process of retrieving milk from a lactating breast.

Joe showed lachrymotion towards Bob when he lost his job.

Joe was aroused by the though of his wife's lachrymotion.

lachrymotion by DatDudeWhoPostsOnDaInterWeb January 11, 2012

Lachrymatory 

(adjective) relating to, tending to cause, or containing tears.
(Noun) a vial of a kind found in ancient Roman tombs and thought to be a lachrymal vase.
Also used as an alternative to the acronym lol.

1. This song is lachrymatory.

2. They discovered an old lachrymatory in the ruins.

3. Maria: I hate using lol so much.
Josh: just say lachrymatory instead.
Maria: okay hehe.
Josh: lachrymatory.

Lachrymatory by Joey Paul September 11, 2018

Lachrymirthful 

–adjective
1. Having the properties of both profound sadness, and unavoidable humor.

Seeing a nation which once valued intellect, discipline and humility in its leaders become one in which some bigoted Alaskan rube and a grifting human hairpiece are considered eligible for the presidency is beyond tragicomic. It's lachrymirthful.

Coined by Benjamin Wachs and Ariel Cruz, authors of "Heresy in the 21st Century: An Irreverent Guide to An Irreverent Culture"

Lachrymirthful by P. Rieff May 22, 2011

LaChristopher 

LaChristopher thinks he has a unique name but it’s just christopher with “la” in front. no he is not french but…Supper smart and outgoing. Definitely knows what he wants. He’s loud and goofy. The type of friend you’d like to have for laughs. Usually the class clown. Can be very or is very aggressive. makes retarded faces and his own language.

tod: oh boy here comes LaChristopher.

LaChristopher by sir brownie god October 21, 2021