La Neve

Typically derived from the ancient Hindi scriptures meaning “the almighty one.” This involves but is not limited to, possessing the skills of a lax god. Shaped by the lax world, one of this description is comprises of monumental attributes in addition to naturally good looks. Through recent research and rigorous studies, this is a genetic blessing that is passed down for generations. Therefore, one cannot be taught these ways as they are natural born talents. Girls can never contain themselves when faced with a La Neve as they want to be with him as well as make him many sandwiches. Guys want to be him but most realize by age 10 that being a La Neve is virtually impossible except if your La Neve himself.

(n) "The midi's ability to be a La Neve carried his team to the NLL Championship."

(v.) "After the win, he went out for the night and La Neved the girls he found at the bar."

(adj.) "Dayum boy you’re looking so La Neve with that nice bod and outrageous flow."

La Neve by laxdawg14 June 1, 2010

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lanevee

The hottest, sexiest, smartest, funniest, and the strongest among the rest of the Earth. Fixes problems in a snap and could fix world hunger and poverty if they wanted too. When they play video games they are always the best player at it no matter what they play. If you meet a lanevee they are the sweetest and most caring person you will find.

Hey is that a lanevee?

lanevee by SmartestGuyIntheEntireWorld January 9, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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