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Abbreviation for "Let Me Lick Your Pussy". This is referenced on an early WEEN album, "God Ween Satan". Spelled on the album as L.M.L.Y.P. it is usually pronounced, "lym-lip". It often serves to confuse things in an already awkward moment. Also serves as a binding contract for the return of oral pleasure.
Guy (or cool girl)--"Hey, baby, I like how your hair smells....LMLYP"

Girl -- "Huh?"

Guy -- "...Just take off your clothes."

Girl -- "You sick...!"

Guy -- "Let me lick your pussy!"

Girl -- "Oh, I see. (girl complies)"
LMLYP by Captain Fantasy January 7, 2006

Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

lmeyptycomf 

Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face
"Only true freaks know this"
"Alright bet"
"LMEYPTYCOMF"
"oh, bruh. That's easy. Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum On My Face."

"Ayye"
lmeyptycomf by MischievousBabygirl February 22, 2017

lmeypafyshtylsacwtnd 

Let me eat your pussy and fuck you so hard that ur legs shake and you can’t walk the next day
Ben: “ lmeypafyshtylsacwtnd”
Hannah: “ okay”
It’s always wyd it’s never lmsyp
lmsyp by anonymous September 6, 2021
Let me love you
Girl#1: lmly
Guy#1: you can love me as long as you want<3
Lmly by Smolbeanangel April 10, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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