LLAFG is short for "Laughing like a fat guy" Used when person is so tired of LOL that he/she has strangled several people who use it in lieu of actually laughing.
Basically a place full of smackheads, crackheads, stoners you name it it’s a masive shit hole that has about 10 barber, kebab and Chinese shops. Everyone around the age of 11-17 hangs around asda for about 20mins till they get kicked out by the fat security and then everyone goes to shop elis park 🤘🏿🤙🏿🍁
Gang member of PM - “ Lets go siop elis park and roll a fat one”
The iconicinternet group chat, Lauren Lopez's Arms Group Chat. Best known for their discourse in the Team Starkid, Tin Can Brothers, and Shipwrecked Comedy fandoms.
"TCB mentioned the LLAGC in their kickstarter video."
A heterosexual man who is cool, flamboyant, flirty, and has a feministic personality who has no trouble with the ladies but still needs to have at least a couple men on the side to be his bitch and grope whenever he pleases.
A.K.A - A heterosexual man whore.
Guy 1 - "Look at that guy with all the ladies around him. How is he so lucky?"
Guy 2 - "It's cause hes a Llangston man, I'd watch my junk though cause hes eyeing you up too."
Guy 1 - "Oh sh*t, a Llangstons' after me. I'm both scared and strangely aroused by his deep and piercing gaze into my soul."
When you encounter a Leaf with high "crunch" potential and when you step on it,
it actually "crunches" so good that it gives you an amazing satisfaction which can't be
described by words. it's only experimental.
person1: "bro i got a Leafgasm today!!"
person2: "Really?! Tell me how was it!"
person1: "I can't! It just felt so freaking good!"
Stephen: Could you hear me over the mic last night while we were pooning those n00bs?
Rob: While you were llalg?
Stephen: llalg???
Rob: Laughing like a little girl
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.