This is a lake in the Adirondacks named Loosey Goosey Vagina Lake owned by one "Loosey Goosey". This is where the playgirl mansion is currently located. Also there is the Loosey Goosey Vagina Lake zoo, where the featured animal is a chipmunck named "Buddy". This is a very family friendly lake, perfect for camping, large bon fires, and dance parties. A nimphomaniac hermit named "Adam" also lives at Loosey Goosey Vagina Lake in a Wigwam, so you have to be careful when walking around the woods at night. Overall this is a wonderful place to vacation.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"