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He is gay and has a wild personality, once u meet him u won’t wanna forget him he’s a sunflower in a field of roses....the gayest person on the earth! He loves animals and also has animalistic qualities. He is very out going and will be the sweetest at times but don’t get on his bad side like seriously! But he has a secret but oh what is it? Something to do with a dog maybe...;) well that’s it for now...GO OUT AND FIND A LANNDEN!!!!!!
Donald trump:”hello America!”
Lannden:”OMG OMG I LOVE YOU!<3”
lannden by ŠÅW May 1, 2018
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The most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. You can't help but smile when you hear his laugh. He is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. He is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!
When Landen giggles it just melts your heart!
Landen by mellylanden February 26, 2009
Out going, nice, caring and hot guy. Pretty dirty but don't let that get in the way of any thing, and also don't forget about his massive... You... Know what. He is loyal and is a very good leader. And also very good in bed.
Dude #1: See Landen over there talking to that girl?

Dude #2: Yeah! He's such a great guy, I wish I was like him.
Landen by Allllluhhhalluuhh May 27, 2016

landen shaw 

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp
have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is
landen shaw by lannybigman February 14, 2019

Lanngent 

The art of sudden digression from an ordinary topic to engage in a diatribe about a ridiculous subject or idea and/or the narration of a sexy story of coolness cubed.
Tom was teaching us a lesson on bridges when he say a bird and went on a lanngent, telling us about when he hunts crows with a shotgun.
Lanngent by Sapper Ugly June 3, 2009

landenberg 

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.
There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg
landenberg by lburger February 24, 2005

Dirty Landen 

When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
It’s dirty Landen time! Que up the fuckin AC/DC we are headed back to camp.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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