Kwajalein 

An island in the Republic of the Marshall Islands, located about halfway between Hawaii and Australia, holding a United States Army base called United States Army Kwajalein Atoll (USAKA) or Ronald Reagan Test Site. The base is part of United States Missile Defense (USMD) community. Everyone there rides bicycles not cars, and they are at least one third more awesome than you are.

Everyone on Kwajalein does what you do, only they do it better.

Kwajalein by KwajSnowman March 16, 2009

Kwajalein 

The only place in the world where Subway runs out of bread and a pizza place serves Chinese when they run out of pizza.

Hey, at least it's better than Kwajalein

Kwajalein by lemondeathdrop July 22, 2017