Kseandyo 

A clever language spoken only by two people, Sean and Andy, often used to confuse other company for the enjoyment and mirth of the two speakers. Derived from the combination of the Kseandyo word for hello (Kyo-yo), and a complete merger of the creators names (Sean + Andy = seandy).

- Bystander: "Aw shit, they're speakin' Kseandyo again . ."

- Andy: "kyoyoean! gurt betta watchout othawise gurt gonna be tasting sham and getting squirrelled by gurty sister! YO GURT GURT BASTARD CLAPPIN SONOFABITCH!..............
..just playin baseball:)"

- Sean: "Kyoyondy. No pitch, bitch! Gurty dirty horse mouth will get a yo-in' bastardclap so hard gurt will hit the sham if you don't skunk it! So go squirrel with gurtyself, and yogurt too! . . . playin' baseball of course. Never skunk playin' baseball. - almost cumrag jujitsu! Astalaballsack! And have another Hippo Sodomy!"

- Andy: "Go-o-o, and beee Coconuts!"

- Bystander: ". . . What the fuck?!"

Kseandyo by SeAndy December 14, 2008

Kseandyo 

A clever language spoken only by two people, Sean and Andy, often used to confuse other company for the enjoyment and mirth of the two speakers. Derived from the combination of the Kseandyo word for hello (Kyo-yo), and a complete merger of the creators names (Sean + Andy = seandy).

- Bystander: "Aw shit, they're speakin' Kseandyo again . ."

- Andy: "kyoyoean! gurt betta watchout othawise gurt gonna be tasting sham and getting squirrelled by gurty sister! YO GURT GURT BASTARD CLAPPIN SONOFABITCH!............. .
..just playin baseball:)"

- Sean: "Kyoyondy. No pitch, bitch! Gurty dirty horse mouth will get a yo-in' bastardclap so hard gurt will hit the sham if you don't skunk it! So go squirrel with gurtyself, and yogurt too! . . . playin' baseball of course. Never skunk playin' baseball. - almost cumrag jujitsu! Astalaballsack! And have another Hippo Sodomy!"

- Andy: "Go-o-o, and beee Coconuts!"

- Bystander: ". . . What the fuck?!"

Kseandyo by SeAndy December 14, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016