Krystal Fox is a blue anthropomorphic vixen (or female human-like fox) from the Star Fox series of video games. She can be found on the videogames Star Fox Adventures and Star Fox assault. Krystal is 5 foot 8 inches. Her hair color is blue and she has turquoise blue eyes. Krystal Fox is smart, pretty, hot, nice, kind hearted, foxy, a telepath, sexy and fuckin' attractive. She is one of the hottest, if not the hottest blue anthropomorphic vixen, or "furry", in the universe. All the guys find Krystal Fox attractive. She's so hot that if a troll calls you a furfag, then the troll is closet-gay. "furries" and non-furries alike find krystal attractive. Don't worry about trolls though. They will be too mesmerized by Krystal's hotness. Krystal is hawt! Trolls will keep their troll life a secret if watching Krystal Fox.
Furry: Krystal Fox is hot!
Non-furry: Yeah, I know!
Secretly a troll: She's the fuckin' hottest!
Troll: Furfags!
Furry, Non-furry, and Secretly a troll: You're the fag! Gayass!
Other dude: Look who's out of the closet! (directed toward Troll)
People (laughing at gay troll): Ha hahaha ha!
The moral of the fuckin' story is that if you can't say anything nice, don't at all. And if you're a guy who doesn't like Krystal Fox, you're gay! Not that there's anything wrong. Or is there? Krystal Fox is fuckin' hawt!!!!!!
Non-furry: Yeah, I know!
Secretly a troll: She's the fuckin' hottest!
Troll: Furfags!
Furry, Non-furry, and Secretly a troll: You're the fag! Gayass!
Other dude: Look who's out of the closet! (directed toward Troll)
People (laughing at gay troll): Ha hahaha ha!
The moral of the fuckin' story is that if you can't say anything nice, don't at all. And if you're a guy who doesn't like Krystal Fox, you're gay! Not that there's anything wrong. Or is there? Krystal Fox is fuckin' hawt!!!!!!
by KrystalFoxIsHawt! March 29, 2011
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