KriKri

A male whose sexuality often comes into question. They can be seen shirtless mowing baseball fields, are fans of Natty Ice, have owned a gamecube, and preforming generally gay acts. Many times a KriKri will take photos holding other males genetalia and like it.

You: Hey KriKri, did you and Hesiman have a fun time last night?
KriKri: We had a fun time below the belt line.

by Skillz09 June 12, 2008

krikkit

A planet with a single sun located inside a giant dust cloud on the utmost eastern edge of the galexy. because of the dust could there had never been anything to see in the sky, and night was totally blank. On the first trip into space in a spaceship built in someones backyard in almost exactly a year after discovering that there was such a thing as space, the masters of krikkit flew out of the dust cloud and saw the staggering jewels of the night in their infinite dust and their minds sang with fear. For a while they flew on motionless against the sweep of the Universe, turned around and said "it'll have to go".
The Krikkit attack on the galexy had been stunning. Thousands and thousands of huge krikkit warships had leaped suddenly out of hyperspace and simultaneously attacked thousands and thousands of major worlds, first seizing vital material supplies for building the next wave and then calmly zaspping those worlds out of existence.
It took the entire galexy approximatly two thousand years and two grillon guys, before Zipo Bebrok 5x10^8 suggested that the planet of krikkit was to be encased for perpetuity in an envelope of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly, untill the rest of the udiverse came to its final end.

the people of Krikkit are, well, you know, the're just a bunch of really sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, i feel the same way some mornings.

by berserker395 March 26, 2005

krikivitch

to krikivitch: while receiving a blowjob, you remove your penis from the girl's mouth and poke her in the eye with it.

Everything was fine until I krikivitched her eye out.

by travis June 4, 2004

krikorian

A dark place that teens tell their parent's they go to watch movies but in actuality go to make-out...

Teen: Mom I'm going to Krikorian!
Mom: What movie are you going to watch?
Teen: Same one as we saw together.
Mom: Why?
Teen: Um... cuz it was so good...
Mom: Have Fun!
Teen: Oh I will... (to teen's self) now when she asks me about the movie I'll have something to say...

by Kookamunga November 6, 2006

krikkit

the night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire universe.

example not needed

by annon. February 8, 2004

krikivitch

To puncture a part of one's body with a blunt object.

The Punisher krikivitched many people during his rampageings

by scuzzy June 7, 2004

Kriki

A Kriki is not a cricket from an animated movie. Krikis are unique as there are not many of them. They are hard to find. But once you have found one you should not let go of him. They really care about you and will show you their love and appreciation.
Krikis love to spend time with others and to party. Besides that they love to listen to you, your stories and thoughts. Sometimes they have to say directly what they actually think while at other times they move your problems in their hearts.
Usually they are talented, artsy, can play more than one instrument or can sing nicely.
They dislike dul activities or simply theoretical stuff.
As mentioned above, if you have a Kriki in your circle of friends, keep him and take care of him. He will reward this if not done before already.

Did you know, this is Kriki?
Wow, he is great looking, handsome and intelligent! Could you give me his number? I would really like getting to know him.

by DJM1guel November 22, 2021