Krannichfeld

1.The last name of an extremely famous photographer based out of Seattle. He smells of old spice and tater tots, and is often mistaken for a short bus kid, but what he lacks for in brain cells, he makes up in taking beautiful pictures.

2. A dorkus malorkus

1.
A. I take amazing pictures, live in seattle, and ride the short bus.
B. Ah, you must be Krannichfeld.

2.
I missed the shortbus today, I'm such a Krannichfeld!