Kracus 

An internet charisma which personifies the phrase "diarrhea of the mouth," although some science-related posts would appear closer to "monkey behind a keyboard."

That guy has no clue what he's talking about, but still won't shut up; what a Kracus.

Kracus by lead pipe envy June 19, 2005

Chris Krause 

To be world famous DJCK

I've been told that to Chris Krause is when one smashes many a blue-salted Margarita in the corner.

Chris Krause by The Cambridge Companions February 1, 2013

fully krausened 

Synonym for drunk. Pronounced "kroy-zind."

Origin: Heileman's Old Style Beer once advertised itself as "Fully Krausened." Krausening is a brewing process of naturally carbonating beer by adding a little fresh fermenting beer to the finished product and letting it finish out in an air tight environment, so that the CO2 which is produced is absorbed into the liquid. While legitimate in origin, the term became associated with drinking too much beer.

Most commonly heard in Chicago, Wisconsin, and other parts of the US Midwest where Old Style is most available and popular.

Dad downed a six-pack before halftime of the Packers game. He rants about Favre when he's fully krausened.

fully krausened by GSBRJB February 22, 2008

kräusening 

Going two or more days without bathing
(der. from beer brewing practice of adding actively fermenting wort to a batch ready for bottling in order to encourage further fermentation in the bottle)

"By the stank rolling off Larry on Monday morning, I gathered he drank himself gotch-eyed Friday night and had been kräusening ever since."

Angie usually kräusened on Sunday mornings while she did her laundry.

kräusening by spacklepants March 26, 2009

kraussing around 

The act of saying something completely off topic.

"So I was watching this show about baseball-"

"Did you guys hear that some girl got kidnapped in Australia?"

"Stop kraussing around."

kraussing around by Loolforlife March 12, 2010

krakus 

A Krakus is a creature that looks like a giant praying mantis. It feasts on humans and when it eats one, embers rain from the sky in a somewhat festive manner. The Krakus can be heard from miles around, and possesses an unmistakable call. "REAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHHHH" They usually come out during the night, and live above the clouds, flying, and never resting.

Look out! It's a Krakus! "REAAAAWWHH!"

krakus by Ryan Fiske May 15, 2008

Peter Krause 

A beautiful actor who is extremely talented and gifted. He portrayed the role of Nate Fisher on the best television show ever, Six Feet Under.It is not uncommon to see him on tv and then develop an extreme desire to mother his children. Peter Krause is a beautiful human and an amazing actor.

Have you ever seen Peter Krause in Six Feet Under

Peter Krause by funnyyface April 22, 2009