kashkari: kash-kar-ee

noun:
1. a calculating device undersuited for anything beyond simple addition - typically a Blackberry;
2. a Wild-Assed Guess (WAG)
3. slightly better than a cocktail napkin
4. a Blackberry

verb:
1. to pull a number out of one’s ass, typically using a Blackberry calculator function;
2. to make a Wild-Assed Guess (WAG)

noun:
"I entered the numbers into my kashkari and it spit out $700 billion."
also
"Dude, I had no freaking idea so I just made a kashkar!"

verb:
" We kashkaried the numbers. The answer was $700 Billion."
also
"Dude, I had no freaking idea so I just kashkaried it!"

kashkari by TomOfTheNorth December 15, 2009

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Koskalak

It's a persian slang means fooling around and wasting time.
kos: pussy; vagina
kalak: deceit; ruse ; trick ; wile

koskalak: fooling around.

haji faghat donbale koskalakbazi'i: you're only in it to fool around.

Koskalak by Golden Dool August 1, 2018

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Kochka

(kočka)- pronounced as Kochka
-means "cat" in Czech

my kochka is cute and cuddly

Kochka by Sandikins February 12, 2009

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koshkamatew

rtx morshu guy

Colin: Hey do you watch koshkamatew?
John: rtx morshu guy?

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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