1) The wanting to get a blowjob from a 90 year old British whore
2) The white little balls you cough up
3)A shake mixed with vagina juice, strawberries,cum, oysters, fecies and the pubic hair of a virgin
LIam: Yo smell this
Danny: Why would I want to smell your koofi- koofi, you know that shit smells bad
by D- crazy March 4, 2008
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